Breakupemail.com – End Relationships by Email

Breakupemail.comBreak Up Email is a website for those of us who are lazy, pissed off, or evil enough to break up via email. The site, sprinkled with tongue-in-cheek comments, asks disgruntled soon-to-be exes to fill out a form describing reasons for the “dumping,” decide whether to stay friends, select a few one-liners, and vocalize whether they intend to ever see each other again.

Options for breaking up run the gamut; from body odor issues to poor sexual performance to “I’ve lost that lovin’ feeling.” The final product sounds like it was written by a fourteen-year-old valley girl, but this most likely a target audience. The service is free, and the break up email is not sent directly from the site.

Breakupemail.com In Their Own Words

“Sometimes you don’t want to dump him or her in person. Sometimes you don’t even want to do it over the phone. So you send an email to say that your relationship is finished.
But you waste precious time trying to figure out just what to write. Worry no more, we at BreakUpEmail.com have the solution to end your relationship and the best part is that it is 100% free, no strings attached (we pay our bills with the ads you see on this site).”

Why Breakupemail.com It Might Be A Killer

This site could be a killer simply because it is hilarious. Once you complete one break up email you feel compelled to complete a second. It will most likely to linked to college humor sites and passed between teens and twenty-somethings as a joke. Plus the sass of the authors make you want to be friends with them.

Some Questions About Breakupemail.com

It is doubtful that anyone will ever use the site for its intended purpose. Will the novelty wear off for users too quickly? Breakupemail.com

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