First, there was ATickettoHeaven, which promised you, with a money back guarantee, an eternity of heavenly bliss. Now we have ATickettoHell, allowing you to say ‘go to hell’ with style and a ticket to back it.
There are four products on offer: a reservation package, a Get out of Hell Free card, a One Way Ticket to Hell via the Hellevator and HellEx Envelopes. The reservations will set you back $12.95 and they can be sent anonymously to that very not so special someone. What you’ll get: a certificate of reservation, a ticket to take the Hellevator, which saves you from taking the stairs, a City of Fire and Brimstone ID card, and Hell for Damned Dummies, a guidebook for Hell. The one way ticket is a cheaper way to tell your hated one to steep in hell fires. As for the envelopes, well you can reserve those for sending your exes and bosses your regards. Credit and debit cards are accepted. Book your spot now, there are plenty of spots just waiting to be filled.
ATicketToHell.com In Their Own Words
“If someone you know is plagued by those malevolent evils of the underworld and cannot get past the pearly gates, never fear, our gates are always open. ATicketToHell.com understands that things happen and sometimes there is no redemption or atonement. We’ll help get folks to where they need to be. None of our travelers have experienced any problems getting into Hell. It’s not like the airport where there is security. All types of weapons and drugs are welcome in Hell. In fact, we offer a variety of items that can be reserved just for you upon your arrival, many of these can be engraved with your initials for free.
With billions of people in the world, it is now possible for someone that should be in Hell for all eternity to be overlooked. Don’t let that happen. ATicketToHell.com is here for the sole purpose of allowing you the opportunity to reserve A Ticket to Hell™ for that not so special someone who really deserves to be there. Yes, there is plenty of room in Hell for everyone and although a large portion of space remains vacant, SPOTS NEED TO BE FILLED.”
Why ATicketToHell.com It Might Be A Killer
Campy, ridiculously charming, a great way to stick it to meanies and bullies, ATicketToHell is just what sarcastic, irony filled young twenty and thirty somethings cherish. This sort of thing makes for a great gift and a good round of laughs. Everyone knows someone who deserves such a warm and enduring present.
Some Questions About ATicketToHell.com
Religious uproar anyone? Some people will not get the joke. Others won’t appreciate being gifted a ticket. 
