There’re strong reasons to believe that Belgium doesn’t exist, not as in their national soccer team has a less-than-perfect performance, but that the country is part of a global conspiracy designed by Communists and other dreadful creatures to dupe as all and gain world power. The reasons to believe all this and many other such pressing topics of world politics are to be found on this site, together with a list of answers to fend for yourself should you ever be confronted by the evil agents of the conspiracy.
But not just that: you can also find defensive weapons and strategic information which can be of great help, for instance you can get instructions to build an AFDB, which is a protective aluminum cap designed to keep out the intrusive powers that keep trying to pick your brain for substantial and trivial information alike, with a plus: it’s made of food leftover aluminum foil, so it’s green too. Not too handy or more of a language person? Don’t worry: you can learn a code language to communicate with fellow subjects of potential mind control tactics to quickly get the message of danger across, and print a wallet card just in case you forgot how to blink in a moment of crisis. The site is nicely designed and includes extensive information, articles and resources to have a great laugh over, and might very well become the next geek joke, so here’s your chance to learn all about Kelvin, communists and Belgium before the rest of world gets to it, and you can even get a t-shirt to prove it. 
