Unintelligencer.com – Who Sed Yur Stoopid

Unintelligencer.comMany of the Clement Greene ilk, aka snobs, bemoan the atrocities done to language on the internet. Literacy, they complain, takes a nose dive and we’re left with utterances and symbols such as %##Rttttdkal, and who can forget those cheezburger cats.

The internet makes you dumb. Well, that’s what some say, and Unintelligencer seems to heartily agree. In fact, they’ll help you dumbify your speech so that it fits in with the rest of the Youtube crowd. Paste some text or a feed url into the site, pick your level of idiocy—there are 5 to choose from, a little dumb, idiot, moron, re-re and incomprehensible—and hit the button. Unintelligencer will translate your formerly correct and upstanding discourse into a mix of Trollish, Lolcat Pidgin, Noobian and 4chanese among others. Join the fight against literacy today; stupidize your speech.

Unintelligencer.com In Their Own Words

“How do I made self sounded dumb?
We feel the internet is too smart as it is. Let’s knock the level of discourse down a notch.

Paste some text (or a feed URL) in the following text field and hit The Button. So simple, even you could do it.

Unintelligencer™ uses our un-patented Artificial Unintelligence™ technology to turn a literate person’s text into something that wouldn’t look out of place on a YouTube comment.

It is based on over 5,000 unique variables for stupidity. They’re not all active simultaneously, so you might want to try hitting the button several times. Just like a lab rat trying to get food pellets.

The Artificial Unintelligence™ technology was developed to create unique personalities for non-player characters in our role-playing game, Forumwarz.”

Why Unintelligencer.com It Might Be A Killer

Unintelligencer has a whiff of trend about it. It’s funny, sarcastic and viral. It helps the dumb get dumber and makes smart people feel even smarter.

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